Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart.
Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show.
Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.
DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX.
DO NOT click on adverts on the side.
And be very cautious of fake play buttons.
You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter.
shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
NBC: intelligent comedy shows that nobody watches.
CW: Diverse ranges of shows all with the commonality of being written for teenage girls.
ABC: Safe shows that attempt to mimic the success of other networks without taking bold and daring risks themselves.
USA: Stale procedural shows with super special and quirky white men.
HBO: High quality shows that are constantly being interrupted by unnecessary sex scenes.
Showtime: Slightly less high quality shows that are constantly being interrupted by unnecessary sex scenes.
Fox: Cancelled shows.
AMC: Shows about morally ambiguous douchey middle aged male protagonists/ villain protagonists and their wives that everyone hates.
CBS: Lowest common denominator of television with the highest ratings.
sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all